THIS KITTY HAS TWO DADDIES.

I really feel like I can't call my blog Tarhearted anymore. In the past year I've quit smoking and drinking, started doing yoga, keeping a journal, and seeing a shrink. The final straw?

I adopted an adorable kitten.

Whenever I look at this picture my nasty heart beats a little faster. He's coming home on Saturday, so I've got to prepare by picking up the essentials.

Obviously I'll need food, a litter box and kitty litter, toys etc. I'm really into this cat bed, which sells for a mere ninety dollars at Petco:

Kitty will also need a kitty wig for extra glamour. I prefer this "shy blonde" model, that "sets off your kitty’s eyes and makes your kitty look tan."

Fantastic. I predict it'll be two weeks before I've covered everything I own with kitty images. My old roommate was a up-and-coming cat lady. She had a figurine of a cat pushing a kitten in a baby carriage. I always told her I thought it was effed up and creepy.

That figurine will be on my bedroom shelf in a New York minute!

Comments

[no_pants_island from livejournal]

aww! i got one in may and i LOVE HIM SO MUCH IT'S INSANE!

i also splurged and bought this expensive cat bed/scratcher:

http://www.designpublic.com/shop/marmalade-pet-care/10094

totally worth it.

[Tarhearted]

No Pants, that is an AWESOME cat house. It's a little too modernist for my apartment though. it would stick out like a turd in a punch bowl.

[Sheryl]

I never saw this coming. I predict that this adorable little kitten will rule the roost. You will find yourself doing things to just to make sure the cat is happy. It will be crazy!!!

[Katie]

That adorable cat should contain his couch crapping to his new adorable couch bed. If only my parents bestowed any resemblence of such love through furniture.

[lucindalunacy]

Welcome to the world of crazy cat people!

I have FOUR now. They're rather addicting.