The amazing Gay Men's Social Crisis beat me to covering something glorious. Obviously I'm talking about the rash of teenage tranny thugs in the West Village. Via WPIX Local News:
Tranny Teens Terrorizing Downtown Girls
WEST VILLAGE (WPIX) — Police say a roving pack of transvestite teens
has been targeting females living in a tony West Village building.
According to authorities, the trannys would steal the women’s purses
and use their stolen credit cards to buy wigs and new clothes.
Two of the teens, Jubril “Dominic” Faggins, 19, and Jhirad “Shanese” Powell, 18 have both been charged with attacking two women at The Archive on Greenwich Street, former home to designer Michael Kors, actress Jennifer Connelly and infamous White House intern Monica Lewinsky.
The first attack happened on the morning of January 29. According to the New York Post
Powell told cops, “It was Destiny (another transvestite) that told me to rob the white bitch.”
Court papers say Faggins and Powell followed the woman into the lobby, held her down, punched her and then stole her purse. The two attackers then went on a two-day shopping spree in Brooklyn’s Fulton Mall, charging more than $3500 worth of women’s clothes, jewelry and accessories on her stolen credit card.
Days later, on February 2, the duo returned to the building and attacked another woman.
The Boyfriend and I went to an election party at The Archive Building. I was disgusted that the poor people whose apartment we were in only had one spiral staircase. How does somebody live in Manhattan with one spiral staircase? What is this, a tenement? Anywhoodle, we were celebrating Barack's impressive lead when a red-faced dick bag in pleated khakis sputtered out this gem, totally unprompted:
"You know, Barack Obama doesn't support same sex marriages EITHER!"
To the young ladies perpetrating these crimes I say:
TAKE WHATEVER YOU CAN GRAB!