Over on Parabsis there is a handy little tool that tells you who has recently commented so that you can click on a particular entry and read it. Naturally, my curiosity was peaked when I saw the following...
Recent Comments: Penis Stretching on an old post about cooking.
Naturally, I clicked through.
"That sauce is delicious!! Have you others recipes?" Clearly, Penis Stretching is a tiny British orphan a la Oliver! I clicked on Penis Stretching. It was awesome.
I know what somebody's getting for Hanukkah!
P.S. I've been spending too much time on that blog.