Dear God,
I don't believe in you, but if I started would you stop taking people that I love? Why do you always call the good ones home? Why not take Katy Perry or that bigot, Buju Banton? You can't have Morrissey. I'm sorry, but you just can't.
I have had a pit in my stomach about this all weekend. I seriously don't know if I can handle it. You hear me, jerk? If you take Morrissey please take me too. A world without Moz is ugly and dull.
(Get well soon, Morrissey. For the love of God, please get well soon.)
So be a pal, God. Take somebody stupid, like Mariah Carey. Or how about all of The Pussycat Dolls?
Kisses,
Tarhearted
UPDATE: Morrissey is in stable condition. that means I have a direct line to God. Any favors you want called in?
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