Hey, queens! Just a quick note to let you know that MilkMilkLemonade (the most dazzling and important American play since Inherit the Crucible by that old dead guy) is now available from Playscripts. Of course you'll want to buy a hundred copies each.
Here is a partial list of things you could do with MilkMilkLemonade scripts:
-Use them to memorize and then produce a real live play in your theater or performance space!
-Eat them! Suck on them!
-Fill your bathtub with them and just relax.
-Build a miniature New York City from scripts and then revel in destroying it. "Take that, Manahattan! I'm HUGE!"
-Burn them in a big barrel to keep warm (or just because you love Jesus.)
Buy your thousand copies before everybody catches on that you're out of touch!