The wonderful photographer John Alexander took a portrait of me on this weird old-timey camera that he built. You have to stay perfectly still for a minute and a half, so much like photos of great grandma, the subjects end up looking sort of melancholy or angry.
I'm going to use this as a headshot in programs and books and so forth.
If only I were really this handsome. The only thing that could make this picture better is if I were shirtless and wet.