Thanks be to friend and collaborator Megan Hill for introducing me to Icy Spicy Leoncie, Iceland's Madonna by way of India.
According to her website, Leoncie is "a Musical Wizard and her Musical Work is that of an Incredible Genius. Her Music is not just a Crush, it's a lifelong Love Affair. Her Original Fresh music is a lovely range of aggressive and yet soul touching sensual melodies. Hear SEX CRAZY COP.Brilliant Performance. Leoncie spends countless hours perfecting her music before recording in studio."
I actually really like her voice. She sort of sounds like Nina Hagen sometimes. And I like her sense of humour. Sure, her production values might be a little off, but I don't know... she seems fun. Like, have you ever been really drunk at a bar and met a crazy person that you tell your friends about for years to come because nobody would believe that person exists?
Personal story. Some friends and I once went to a Hell's Angels' karaoke bar in Queens- a terryfying sort of place, but also a lot of fun. There was a trashcan fire there- an honest to God trashcan fire! The whole evening was hosted by a rather large, smoky voiced woman named Taz, who looked amazing in a black leather catsuit. Taz was a very bawdy, hilarious woman, but when she sang (and it was always, like, Concrete Blonde's "Joey" or something) she had the voice of an angel and would quiet the bar in a matter of seconds.
Leoncie is like Taz.
God, my life was so ugly before Leoncie. From now on my life will be split into two categories: BL and AL, for before and after Leoncie.
I love the descriptions of each video. This is "Invisible Girl":
Are you Ready for the most Magical Carpet Ride of your life! INVISIBLE GIRL is an Awesome song with great Music and Lyrics by LEONCIE who will dazzle you with her Energetic performance and Piano playing.
"Killer in the Park":
UPTEMPO RIVETTING SONG THAT GUARANTEES TO GET YOUR TOES TAPPING WANTING MORE EXCITEMENT! Watch this cop in action.
My personal favorite. "Man! Let's Have Fun!"
TRAVEL WITH EXCITING LEONCIE TO EXOTIC PLACES. ENJOY YOURSELF, HAVE INCREDIBLE FUN THAT ONLY SUPER ICY SPICY LEONCIE CAN PROVIDE!
Leoncie, thank you for making my world sexy and exciting!