1. Meet my new tattoo. Il s'appelle Henri. Bonjour, Henri!
2. I am completely obsessed with Vajazzling. I'm constantly now questioning whether women are walking around with costume gems on their cha-chas. Please think about vajazzling all the time, like when you have a sweet waitress, deal with your female accountant, or call your mother on the phone.
3. Ever since I moved to New York in 2003 I've been obsessed with discarded hair extensions. For a while I was even scooping them up to use later in a macrame project until my friends chided me too many times. Still, I get so excited when an old hair extension on my stoop. Well, my friend Jeff tipped me off to the fact that these discarded hair extensions have a name: tumbleweave. That term is too amazing.
4. I'm finally, FINALLY, getting my soap opera off the ground. Sinking Hearts will have it's first episode as part of the HOT! Festival at Dixon Place on Monday, July 12th at 9:00 PM. Tickets are $10 each and can be purchased here.
In Sinking Hearts I play (yes, I'm acting!) a psychic Navy wife named Misty Nagel who moves to a secluded submarine base in Washington State with her sailor husband and bitch daughter. There are lots of questions to be answered, and with the help of her alcoholic neighbor and new BFF, Crystal Firby, Misty intends on solving them. Questions like: Is Misty's husband, Chuck, a total fag? Will Misty's 12 year-old daughter Madison beat her to death with a brick? Where are all the neighbors disappearing to and what's with all these giant insects, anyway? Find out the answers to these questions and more on Sinking Hearts!