Looking past what a disgusting person Hailey Glassman is inside, and even ignoring that vile Ed Hardy shirt (makes her look like a carny at the county fair), the bandana (I wonder if her hair is attached to it), and loathsome Ugg boots (seriously, stop it with the Uggs) WHAT IN GOD'S GOOD NAME IS WRONG WITH WOMEN TODAY AND THESE GOD DAMN SWEAT PANTS?
Ladies of America, it is not okay for you to leave your house or gym in sweat pants unless you are going for a jog. Period. Not okay. And there is no such thing as a "designer" sweat suit. Somehow these new fangled swaet suits are even uglier than the teal ones my mother wore to clean out the roof gutters, mostly because they enable me to see your genitalia through them. Seriously, I can see your cha cha and your ass looks like a runny old egg. Is that why it says "juicy" across it? Because it's like a fried egg?
I'm exhausted. I don't want to live in a world with these pants anymore. I'm too sensitive. At least they ARE pants, unlike the tights that countless women walk around pretending are pants when they most certainly are NOT pants.