WITCH SONGS OF MY YOUTH.

It should surprise nobody that I was completely obsessed with witches when I was little, and there was a certain song we used to sing in elementary school music class. I've been trying to get anyone and everyone I can think of to remember it over the years, but the only lyrics I could remember were something like, "...Stir it in my witches brew. I've got magic. Ali-cadabra-cadoo."

Now, thanks to Dlisted of all things, I know that it was Hap Palmer's "Witches Brew." Mystery solved! the internet wins again!

 Check out these hot lyrics. I wish Lady Sovereign would cover this shit:

Dead leaves, seaweed, rotten eggs, too.
Stir them in my witches’ brew.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo.

Spider web, moldy bread, mucky mud, too.
Stir them in my witches’ brew.
I got magic! Alakazamakazoo

ooo - My witches’ brew - ooo
What’s it gonna do to you?
Boo!
Floor wax, thumb tacks, purple paint, too.
Stir them in my witches’ brew.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo.

Finger nails, lunch pails, apple cores, too.
Stir them in my witches’ brew.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo.

ooo - My witches’ brew - ooo
What’s it gonna do to you?
Boo!

Wrinkled prunes, mushrooms, motor oil, too.
Stir them in my witches’ brew.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo.
I got magic, Alakazamakazoo.

Thank GOD that's solved. Now I have to get that on my ipod along with Mrs. Garrett singing my other favorite witch song from The Worst Witch, "My Little School."

Beat on it, Delilah!