Tarhearted.

REB BROWN, HUNK.

Here is a series of photos of Reb Brown, certified hunk, fire of my loins, the 1970's Captain America and star of such great films as Space Mutiny and Yor, The Hunter from the Future.

 

Here are some things we could do on our dream date (a partial list.)

• Go see What's Your Number?
• Build a Bear
• Paintball
• Take a trapeze class
• Just hold hands
• Dream Phone

 

• Get crunk, smoke cigarettes and just fool around
• Dungeons and Dragons (I'll be an Elven sorceress!)
• Get a hot dog
• Wiccan ritual
• Occupy Wall Street
• Get married
• Rob a licquor store

Also, this:

 

 

SHALL WE PLAY?

My Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman obsession is full throttle. I've read every online article on the show I could find, and I've just placed a bid on this vintage Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman board game.

When I think about the fact that I'm almost halfway through the only 25 available episodes of 326 total episodes, and the fact that I'll probably never see the remaining 301, I want to cry.

The world is an ugly and unfair place.

ANIMAL CROSSING: CITY FOLKS.

How hard do I want to play this game? SO HARD.

I don't like video games much. I think they're kind of tacky and dull, to be honest. I do like games that are hilariously tacky though, and especially if you get to name your own character and play a sorcerer or something. I like games the allow for role playing.

When The Sims first came out I was a die hard addict. I would literally sit at the computer for twelve hours or more, chain smoking while I built my dream house and tried to convince my in game neighbor to have gay sex with my character and move in already. Who knew going to bathroom and paying bills and stuff could be so fun?

I don't smoke anymore and The Sims eventually destroyed my computer so I'm kind of over it, but you know what seems awesome? A game that's kind of similar except you play adorable animal creatures in a magical city.

I looked up Animal Crossing: City Folk on Wikipedia. Here are some intriguing in-game features:

-Gracie Grace: A high-class furniture and clothing shop run by Gracie and a porcupine named Labelle.

-Katrina the psychic cat will tell players their future.

-Kicks: A shoe-shining skunk. For a fee, players can get the colour or style of their shoes changed.

-Shampoodle: A hairdessing salon run by Hariett.

-On random days, Phineas, a jolly sea lion, will be waiting with his cart in the city. The player can choose to obtain a gift. The gift can be a bubble wand, a pinwheel, or a balloon in a classic shape or a bunny shape.

Shit, this makes me want to buy a Wii. I am a little concerned that playing this game will turn me into a Furry though.

That's the last thing I need.

CASIO LOOPY.

I always hated video games for the most part, unless you got to play royalty or a wizard or something. At no point in my life have I ever wanted to play a sport, let alone a simulated and animated sport. After all, sports kill taste.

That said, on a "blogosphere" binge this morning I discovered the Casio Loopy, a game console sold only in Japan during the mid 1990's. What's so awesome about it? I'm glad you asked. It was marketed to girls... and it prints stickers!

Apparently they only released eleven games before they shut down production, and most games were about boys or makeovers. Awesome! Here is a youtube video of Anime Land. I want to have a slumber party and play this, like, now: