How hard do I want to play this game? SO HARD.
I don't like video games much. I think they're kind of tacky and dull, to be honest. I do like games that are hilariously tacky though, and especially if you get to name your own character and play a sorcerer or something. I like games the allow for role playing.
When The Sims first came out I was a die hard addict. I would literally sit at the computer for twelve hours or more, chain smoking while I built my dream house and tried to convince my in game neighbor to have gay sex with my character and move in already. Who knew going to bathroom and paying bills and stuff could be so fun?
I don't smoke anymore and The Sims eventually destroyed my computer so I'm kind of over it, but you know what seems awesome? A game that's kind of similar except you play adorable animal creatures in a magical city.
I looked up Animal Crossing: City Folk on Wikipedia. Here are some intriguing in-game features:
-Gracie Grace: A high-class furniture and clothing shop run by Gracie and a porcupine named Labelle.
-Katrina the psychic cat will tell players their future.
-Kicks: A shoe-shining skunk. For a fee, players can get the colour or style of their shoes changed.
-Shampoodle: A hairdessing salon run by Hariett.
-On random days, Phineas, a jolly sea lion, will be waiting with his
cart in the city. The player can choose to obtain a gift. The gift can
be a bubble wand, a pinwheel, or a balloon in a classic shape or a
bunny shape.
Shit, this makes me want to buy a Wii. I am a little concerned that playing this game will turn me into a Furry though.
That's the last thing I need.
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